February 2012
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It's like babysitting...
Me: Alex, when we're hanging out together, just you and me, do you sometimes feel like you're babysitting?
Alex: Yeh someti... Hey! Why's the end of the ketchup bottle so manky? I only Bought it today.!
Me: Dropped it in my egg...
Feb 26th
If you played with Barbies,
necroangelic: Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchies, Slip N’ Slide, And Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap Bracelets, And remember watching these guys: You are a 90s kid. I was a 90s kid. But I didn’t...
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January 2012
19 posts
“I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.”
– J.D. Salinger (via childrenslaughter)
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daphnedoesderby: Today I looked in my wardrobe and decided to wear unattractive, monstrously warm, oversized sweater. For reasons unknown, one of my professors decided to open the window and the entire lecture theatre became freezing. I watched everyone around me put on scarves, jumpers and then coats while feeling smug smug smug. And that’s why it pays to have no sense of fashion. True...
Jan 27th
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daphne du gorier: (linking to a positive self-image website) here, nico :)
nico warrior: aww, some hippy shit. thank you. just what I always wanted.
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I am so rude to you huh bitch?
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a letter written by mr. Stephen Fry to a girl suffering from depression
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There needs to be a beginning/intermediate...
misfittoys: uberbananarchy: That’s Tumblr vs. the world Team Tumblr FTW. How do we make this happen? Is it too late?  Good call. Put it on the forum.
Jan 9th
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Jan 5th
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I also answered the phone to her earlier by...
Daphne du Gorier: HI NICO.
Nico Warior: WHAT?
Daphne du Gorier: Nothing. Are you looking forward to driving me to derby today?
Nico Warior: i am quivering with anticipation
Daphne du Gorier: Hmm. Better calm down, you don't want to cause an accident.
Nico Warior: wheres your sense of adventure?
Daphne du Gorier: it's smothered by my sense of self preservation.
Nico: Typical
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December 2011
21 posts
Daphne Does Derby: Marriage →
daphnedoesderby: I’ve been thinking about it, lately. I’m pretty into the idea of marriage. Once, in one of those upscale novelty candy stores, I saw this really old couple shuffling through. They wore oversized cardigans and looked bewildered by all the bright colours and noise, as if they’d been cryogenically… More reasons that Daphne is not married.
Dec 30th
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Daphne Does Derby: What Do Muslims Do For... →
daphnedoesderby: Around this time of year, friends tend to chatter away about their Christmas plans and preparations. Then they look at me, with a dawning suspicion. “What are your Christmas plans?” I shrug and give an apologetic smile. “Nothing much. I don’t really celebrate Christmas.” Everytime I give away… Oh Daphne. I love you.
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Nest Year's Stars - Harry Patterson →
“Captain Horizon Now then; the list’s joker in the pack. Eccentric, quintessentially English, prog-infused meanderings meet the slamming rhythmic vibes of Rage Against The Machine and end in something quite unlike anything you’ve ever heard before. Fronted by the sand-paper-and-whisky-voiced Steve ‘Whitty’ Wittington, the Horizoneers are hard at work on their début album and as those...
Dec 19th
Daphne Does Derby: Poem by Roisin Roulette of... →
daphnedoesderby: Poem by Roisin Roulette of Birmingham Blitz Dames and All Ireland Roller Derby fame. My bones ache in the cold; and forty bouts Have left their marks on me. New tactics come and go; I can adapt Skate either fast or slow. My chosen clothing functions to conceal The strapping and the…
Dec 19th
Reasons why Daphne is not married...
daphnedoesderby: Daphne. You are hilaribum.
Dec 17th
WatchWatch
Pourquoi le roller derby attire-t-il autant les lesbiennes?
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Derby Fuels My Recovery From Eating Disorder →
daphnedoesderby: “My ideal of beauty used to be the girls that I saw on the ʻthinspirationʼ pages of pro-ana sites. Now it is the girls that skate in the league. They are some of the most beautiful, strong, exceptional women I have ever met, and they are amazing athletes.”
Dec 11th
Daphne Does Derby: I think I’m having derby... →
daphnedoesderby: I think I’m having derby withdrawal. It’s not the sport aspect. I do miss that, but I’ve got it covered. It’s just that, after a while, you start to take for granted that three times a week you’re going to be meeting up with a bunch of awesome women who will be able to discuss the important… I left my car. With a tank of petrol in. You should have driven yourself fool!...
Dec 11th